Cleaning Theme Continued

Those of you who've received e-mail from me recently have probably seen my current .sig quote: "A clean house is a sure sign of a broken computer."

As proof of this, a list of things in my house that are cleaner and/or tidier now than when my internet went down a couple of hours ago:

Kitchen counters
Dishes
Toaster, coffeepot and electric kettle
Bedsheets
Toilet
Underwear drawer

And that's with a long break for lunch. I was hoping to get the floors cleaned, too, but now that I'm connected again, I don't know if it'll happen.

[ETA: The internet was being remarkably boring, so I did get the floors done, after all. Yay, me!]