Search Request Weeky, Pt. 2

See? I wasn't kidding about there being a lot of them!

moody blues extraterrestrials: Well, they've already admitted to being time travelers.

"steer the situation" romance: Why do I suddenly have the image of Homer Simpson trying to teach Grampa how to score with women? "So if I take your advice and make your patented move, then my chances for love will slightly improve!"

jimmy buffett insulated coffee mug: Somehow, a margarita glass would seem more appropriate.

Show Me Maximum Boobage Pictures: No. But you get points for using the word "boobage."

labor inducing milkshake: Wow, I hope they don't sell that at the Tastee Freez!

cliff notes for judy blume tiger eyes: Sigh. You know we're living in an illiterate society when people want cliff notes for Judy Blume novels.

bulleted causes of the war of 1812: Did they have bullets by then, or was it still musket balls? Sorry, sorry... That was bad, even for me.

sex verbosity: What, you mean, like, "Ooh baby, harder?"

diy rotating spinner bar: I have no idea what that is, but it sounds like a fun thing to have.

stick figures shoot multiple weapons: Yeah, you gotta watch out for those stick figures. They're real violent types.

Titanic Simpsons fanfic: Because there's nothing The Simpsons won't cross over with.

"duck porn": What a fowl idea. (Sorry!)

banik cover dvd: There was one on the cover of one of the Farscape DVDs. I think he had his "I've just been vomited on my a muppet!" expression on.

bunioned beauty: Well, I'm one of those two things.

battlestar galactica nude: Hey, there's nowhere the poor ship's going to be able to go for a nice coat of paint now.

tickling feet on t.v.: Judging by how many search requests I get involving some variation on the word "tickle," I'd say there's an audience for a Tickling Channel.

T'Pol -toons gallery: Aw, but I bet T'Pol would be cute as a toon.

Farscape Quotes Peacekeeper Wars Stark: My favorite? John: "Convince them it's not our fault!" Stark: "It's not our fault! It's not our fault!"

tolkien thesis sentence: You're never going to get your Tolkien paper written this way.

sexy daughter OR wife OR mom OR sister OR aunt "see pictures of my": You forgot "niece" and "grandmother."

Delvian Goddess: Anybody have any idea how to actually spell her name?

betty boob tattoos: Hey, nobody's coming near my boobs with a needle!

here's my boobs: Put those away!

21st birthday nude party pictures: I hope it was a summer birthday.

Lego/organization structure: Why do I have this image of the Lego company's organizational chart being printed on little interlocking bricks?

"the grapes of wrath" steinbeck tinkerbell: Ah, yes, the little-known excised "Tinkerbell" scenes were wisely cut from the novel.

ned flanders in the shower naked: Well, hey, on the list of Simpsons characters it would least scar me to see naked, he's actually pretty near the top.

calvin hobbes "don't blame me" dog: How could anyone blame innocent little Calvin for anything? Including whatever he did to the dog.

marvin the martian area 51 t-shirt: I have never seen this, but I want one.

"Doctor Who" nude: Alas, the only Doctor we got to see nude (tastefully and partially, of course) was Pertwee. This strikes me as entirely unfair.

malcolm and reed enterprise funny stuff: I'd probably find Malcolm and Reed funny if Enterprise in general hadn't pretty much put me to sleep.

"what if the lord" of rings written andrews: What Andrews? Julie Andrews? That could be interesting, I guess.

Kent McCord nude: Oh, I'd dearly like to add that to my collection of nude farscape search requests, because I haven't gotten any guest characters at all, but, alas, if it's the actor rather than the character, it doesn't count. Anybody want to see Jack Crichton nude? Hmm?

"t'pol" naked and on breast: You should talk to that boob tattoo artist if you want her naked on your breast.

t'pol spock's grandmother: Oh, for gods' sakes, please tell me it isn't so!

"marvin martian" "fanfiction": Hey, I can think of some interesting crossover possibilities...

"most endangered species": It's man! Oh, wait, sorry. That's "the most dangerous game."

cooter cleavage: I don't know what that means, but, damn it's fun to say!

joss feet pics: Is there something particularly interesting about Joss's feet? Does he have freaky mutant feet? 'Cause that would be interesting.

"never tell the same lie twice" garak: Ah, good old Garak. Thanks to him, I will never look at the story of the Boy Who Cried Wolf the same way again.

eccleston SEXY: Eh, I suppose, but I still prefer McGann. Mmmm, McGann...

braca love fanfiction: There's no love like Braca love!

sims nude patch does not work: So your poor sims have to go around fully clothed? How horrible!

ophiucus personality traits: Ophiuchus is composed of many distant but hot-headed individuals...

technobabble rpg chart: I was briefly in a Star Trek game where the GM made up one of those. You got bonuses to your engineering rolls if you used words like "quantum."

Geraint Wyn Davies asshole: I wonder if that's a comment on his personality, or an expression of interest in a portion of his anatomy? On second thought, I don't want to know.

contacting Leonard Cohen by snail mail: Uh... Try his record label.

unconscious self-inflicted pain: I was going to say that it's kind of hard to inflict pain on yourself when you're unconscious, but then I thought of a few interesting things I'd somehow managed to do in my sleep, so never mind.

Sentimental Boobs: Well, that gives new meaning to the words "family heirloom."

farscape moya's ride song lyrics: The only thing I can think of that this might possibly refer to is Rygel's cute little drunken song about how Dominars don't travel in reverse. I love Rygel.

"computer speakers" making crackling noises: Mine were doing that, but they seem to have stopped. Thus proving that sometimes if you ignore problems they do go away.

"sexy thing" ascii art: Maybe I just lack the proper art-appreciation abilities, but I honestly can't imagine finding anything done in ascii sexy.

stark farscape quote vast: Oh, how sad is it that I know exactly which quote they were looking for?

"High Council of Time Lords": I think they're in a meeting. Knowing them, a very long and boring meeting.

My day today? Nothing major, just Xenon base gone, Scorpio gone: Oh, Avon, quite whining!

trouble copying blake's 7 dvd: Well, I don't think they want you to copy it.