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Notice how I sneakily changed the name? I think I'm going to keep it like that.

perverted nudity: I don't know, I really just don't think nudity is all that perverted, by itself.

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preview jerry springer videos uncut for free: You mean, people pay for them?!

bunny teens 31: Do bunnies even live into their teens? I know they don't live to be 31.

trouble copying farscape: I've never had any.

blister packaging machine in chiana: Geez, I knew she was kinky, but god damn!

Board Games - Verbosity: Yes, look for Maximum Verbosity: The Board Game coming soon to a store near you!

tickling "Charlies Angels": They could beat you up, you know.

rebel and mudding T-shirts: Ah, yes, mudders are known for their crazy rebel tendencies.

john le carre vs salman rushdie: On the next Celebrity Deathmatch!

zesty games with naked men: "Zesty!" Now there's a great word! I mean, doesn't that sound fun?

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aeryn sun catsuit pics: Did she ever wear one? I don't think the Scorpy Suit counts.

fanfiction bladder explode: You don't have to read an entire novel-length story in one sitting, you know. You're allowed to get up for bathroom breaks.

"Anime addiction" research articles: Is that going to make it into the official manual of psychiatric disorders soon?

verbosity in valve: Um... Is there an ointment for that?

funny cartoons illustrating human mate preference: Well, I guess we humans do have some funny mate preferences.

dental hygine pain: Brushing hurts less if you don't wait until your gums are bleeding to do it, you know.

"doctor adventures" "sex": Man, I knew they were looking to make the new Doctor Who series a bit more hip and modern, but geez.

barefoot school: Is that in Kentucky?

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lots of garak: Yeah, you can never have enough Garak!

when do female chihuahuas start to menstruate: I can honestly say that not only do I not know the answer to that question, but I have never, ever thought of it before. And don't particularly wish to think of it now.

common to elvish translator: Ah a familiar want ad listing in the Middle Earth Classifieds.