Search Request Thursday

On an actual Thursday, even! Will wonders never cease?

buffy ubervamp fanfic: Yeah, poor ubervamp. I bet he hardly gets any stories at all.

playboy 5 dealy video: Does "dealy" have some off-color meaning of which I am unaware?

Mental effects of the Anime Addiction of Teenage: Warning: anime addiction may cause your teenagers to dye their hair strange colors or to spontaneously start speaking Japanese.

stories about slouch socks: Once upon a time, there was a brave little sock...

aeryn cunt: Hey! Don't you call Aeryn names like that! (And when did I ever actually use that word?)

wav sound effects nestle crunch: Is a Nestle crunch sound noticeably different from other crunching sounds?

PICTURES OF YOUR FRIKEN RESPIRATORY SYSTEM: I'm sure there's an x-ray of mine on file somewhere...

blakes lotaburger recipes: Dude, they don't have recipes. Or they didn't when I worked there. It was pretty much: shake some seasoning onto the beef patty (if you remember), slap it on the grill, and turn it when you think it's about done on that side.

best bad guys westerns: Because bad is good, baby!

futurama nearly naked: Why not entirely naked?

ragan blog: Hello! You've found it!

morticia "PLAYING CARD": She's gotta be one of the black queens...

the occult symbology of lemony snicket: I thought he just used, like, condiment symbology?

Robert A Heinlein i-robot download: Er, that's Asimov. Although I, Robot as written by Heinlein could have been... interesting.

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urrrggh: Yeah, I hear ya.

Dr. Moreau hentai Dot: I am now having visions of a pornographic manga H.G. Wells/Animaniacs crossover, and oh my god, my brain just exploded.

maximum security bondage belt: Yeah, you don't want to go taking any chances with your bondage belts.

meyers-briggs t-shirt: So, which personality type is most likely to wear one of those?

fucitol pill: That's a real chemical compound. Honestly. It is.

porn with blood tampon and kotex: It's the fact that they have a specific brand in mind that really disturbs me.

pictures of men eating hard ones: Hard whats?, she asked innocently.

"machiavellian stuff": It is better to be feared than to be loved, and better to be googled than either.

free squirtting 101: Hopefully the first thing they teach you is how to spell it.

stovokor metal: Is that what Klingon coffins are made from?

pictures women parse in blue jeans: Yes, scientific studies have shown that women parse pictures 13 and a half percent better when they're wearing blue jeans.

vila avon rape: Things just keep getting worse and worse for those poor guys.

cooking instructions for Philly Cheesesteak: If you're cooking it at home, it ain't a real Philly Cheesesteak.

Gentlemen's Club in Barstow, CA: I think the locals drive to Vegas for that kind of thing.