Search Request Thur-- Uh, Friday

Yeah, I didn't do it yesterday. Whatever.

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"joke recipes" cooking turkey: Because who doesn't like a good joke on Thanksgiving!

casting de misters teen 2003: There's more than one "Mister Teen 2003?" Hmm, I wonder what dey are casting dem for.

science projects how to make lava from kitchen pantry: Oh, please. The old "erupting volcano science project" is so passe.

dates of observing Thanksgiving: Um, it's always on the last Thursday of November, isn't it? Except in Canada, of course, where it's something else.

nude turkeys: Well, you hardly want to cook them with the feathers on.

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STUFF SHAPED LIKE A TELEPHONE: Well, for starters, how about, um... a telephone?

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science project 7UP test: Well, that sounds a little more creative than the exploding volcano, I guess.

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