Search Request Thursday

Here we go again. It's a little shorter than usual this week, I think, 'cause I kept forgetting to look at the logs. (Told ya I was feeling kind of apathetic lately.)

"cute firefly": The cute one on Firefly? Ah, that'd have to be Kaylee. Kittens don't get as cute as Kaylee.

"flavored ice cream" "free pictures": But you can't taste the flavor by looking at the pictures!

"ASCII ART" +Dune +Frank Herbert: Ooh, I wanna see an ASCII sandworm.

i-robot will smith nude: Does he have a nude scene? Hmm, I guess it's good that movies are also pitching their gratuitous sex appeal to the women in the audience these days...

"free video clips" of human biology: I think that's the coyest request for porn I've seen yet.

"swamp cooler" "fan" alignment: I think mine is Chaotic Neutral.

"giant hands" episode: Was that an MST3K episode?

"breasts sneezing": Eww.

buzz aldrin lone gunmen: I just hope the Lone Gunmen weren't pitching some weird conspiracy theory about the moon landings being faked, 'cause Buzz punches people out for that.

APOLLO Chocolate Waffer: It's so waffer thin, it's lightweight enough to carry on a space capsule!

cabinet dental hygine: I think I'd be a little afraid of a cabinet with teeth.

blog tv nude: I've tried interpreting that four different ways, and none of them make very much sense.

where can i see grannys nude for free: I dunno. Volunteer to give sponge baths at the old folks' home? Or, on second thought, don't. Ick.

"swamp cooler" smell rid: I'd recommend cleaning it, but what do I know?