Hey, Dad!

To my dad, if you're reading this: Happy Father's Day! Unfortunately, I'm not going to be home from work until about 11:00 PM your time... Actually, maybe I'll call you then, anyway, if that's about when you're going to be getting up for work. I'd e-mail you, but I don't seem to have your address on my work account, so you're getting a public greeting instead. If I don't get the chance to talk to you, have a good one!

To everyone else: There's nothing to see here. Move along.