Search Request Thursday

Is it really Thursday again already? Well, here we go:

addams family "mails in" sound: Did they mail it in to redeem for valuable prizes? (Heck, for all I know, maybe they did. I mean, that coulda been an Addams Family plot.)

nude magic schoolbus pics: Solid proof, ladies and gentlemen, that there is no television program that does not get google searches featuring the words "nude pics."

caffeinated mountain screw: I think it'd take a hell of a lot of caffeine to get me to the point where I felt like I could screw a mountain.

"croup" "vandemar" slash: Image I Did Not Want, #937.

impressive "car commercial": I tend not to be very impressed by car commercials.

what does it mean when a computer says dumping of physical memory: It means it's about to eject its memory cards. Be sure to stand by to catch them when it does, or they'll make a mess all over the floor.

socorro monster hamburgers: Oh, is that what the meat in the burgers at the Socorro Sonic is?

"had bunions" 2004: Alas, I did, in fact, have bunions in 2004.

Star Trek Corridan Galaxy: Actually, Corridan was a planet, not a galaxy. Some Trekker you are!

caught naked simming: Well, on the upside, I'm sure there are more embarrassing things one could be caught doing naked. Though I suppose it depends somewhat on the exact nature of the sim...

philip stark's faucet: Who is this Philip Stark guy, and why are we concerned about his faucet? Hmm. "Faucet." Is that some kind of euphemism?

"hard vocabulary words" college": You know, I like to think that by the time one has got to college, one is a bit beyond being quizzed on "vocabulary words."

quiz what kind of car fits my personality: Personally, I think "what kind of car fits my physical dimensions and budget" is a much better question.

compare ender with to julius ceasar: Well, Julius Caesar never had anything to do with insectiod aliens, but other than that, maybe they're pretty close.

deuterium woodpecker: I have no idea what that's supposed to mean, but I think it's one of the coolest-sounding phrases I've encountered in recent memory.

MRE Heater thermodynamics: Yes, MREs! They're science you can eat!

campbell's IQ meal pictures: Poor Campbell, having his IQ eaten like that... Hmm, I'm sure that was the plot of a science fiction story I read once. Or possibly several of them.

insane tooth gardner: Well, you'd have to be pretty insane to try and garden teeth, wouldn't you?

unexplained deaths in owen sound: Ooh, that sounds disturbing and ominous.

"butcher me" pic: This isn't one of those bizarre cannibal fetish things, is it? Because... eww.

why do i get a "song stuck in your head" biopsy: Man, if you're getting a song stuck in my head, you're clearly some kind of freaky telepath, and I hope the biopsy is revealing, because that'd be a major scientific breakthrough.

blogspot tickling ticklish: I had no idea blogspot was ticklish.

video the firm trekkin: Ooh, did they do a video? I wanna see!