No! Anything But Sports Questions!

...And that's not just my Trivial Pursuit motto, it's also my reaction to this week's Friday Five. Still, here we go, anyway:

1. Do you watch sports? If so, which ones? The only sport I have ever sat down and watched on TV of my own volition (and even then only in moments of terminal boredom) is bowling. Not because I find it terribly exciting to watch strangers knocking down pins, but because it's the only sport I actually have a hope of being able to follow, having never learned the rules to anything else. Oh, wait, actually, I take it back. I do watch Robot Wars, if that counts as a sport.

2. What/who are your favorite sports teams and/or favorite athletes? I am equally and profoundly indifferent towards all of them. Even the bowlers.

3. Are there any sports you hate? See the answer to question #2.

4. Have you ever been to a sports event? No. I never even went to the high school football games.

5. Do/did you play any sports (in school or other)? How long did you play? I bowled on a league regularly between the ages of 8 and 18, and I was on the varsity bowling team during my junior year of high school. I'm woefully out of practice now, though. I liked bowling because it didn't involve running around or having people throw things at you, and I could bring a book and read between the frames.