Well, Hey, I Never Claimed to Be the Hero Type.

Here's a quiz that claims to tell you what your stats would be if you were a D&D character. I'm almost embarrassed to admit this, but here's how I came out:

Str: 7
Int: 13
Wis: 10
Dex: 7
Con: 9
Chr: 8

Mind you, I think I may have answered some of the questions a bit too conservatively, but then, every time I find myself thinking "Hey, my DEX can't really be that bad!" I remember high school gym class, and a little voice in my head responds, "Oh, yes, it is!" And the STR stat is a total guess, by the way, because it asks you how much you can bench press, and I haven't done any weightlifting since junior high, when they forced me to.

In any case, I think it's pretty clear that I'm nobody's Paladin... Yeah, as if there were ever any doubt!