Saturday, January 18, 2003

Still More Wacky Search Requests

Hey, this always cheers me up when I'm bored... I therefore present to you the latest goodies found in my site referrer logs:

  • Philly cheesesteak stand: Mmmm, cheesesteak. Damn, now I'm hungry.

  • Fish Entertainment Center: Because it is very important to keep your fish entertained.

  • "Star Trek Voyager" "Event Horizon" "Random Thoughts": My random thoughts about Star Trek: Voyager are that the writers don't have Clue One about what an event horizon is. I never did forgive them for "Parallax."

  • download buffy having sex: You could just go rent the second season DVDs. I believe there's a steamy Buffy/Angel scene on there somewhere. It was a pretty important plot point, you know.

  • naked betty: You don't want to see that. Trust me.

  • sikozu and scorpius: Sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Except it ain't Sputnik we've actually seen him kissing... You know, for a guy with a face like that, Scorpy really does get around... (I'm sorry. That wasn't even a silly search request. I just can't resist opportunities to make jokes about Scorpy's sex life. I am a deeply disturbed individual, I know.)

  • download i am a weasel eps: OK, there's actually a show called I Am a Weasel? Is it actually about a weasel? And if so, why?

  • nude "blake's 7" pictures: Who told you I'd been looking at nude Blake's 7 pictures? It's a lie, I tell you! A vile, slanderous lie! Really!

  • Super 5's housekeeping principle: I have no idea who or what "Super 5" might be (is it anything like the Fantastic 4?), but their housekeeping principles have almost certainly got to be better than mine. I can barely see my bathroom sink through the layer of soap scum.

  • naked pictures of buzz lightyear of star command characters (the tv show): I hereby nominate this for Disturbing Search Request of the Month.

  • farscape hamman side: OK, here's where I have to dispell the illusion that I am some kind of Ultimate Farscape Fan and admit that I can never remember which one is the hamman side. Actually, I can't even remember using the phrase "hamman side." Weird.

  • my home page naked: Well, put something on it! There's not much point in a completely bare home page!

  • legolas sexing: Despite his pretty features, I'm almost certain that he's male. Hope that helps.


  • And for the last time, people, I have NO NUDE PICTURES OF LEGOLAS! Sheesh.

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