Friday, May 17, 2002

I'm a Poet and Don't Know It!

Here's another pointless but fun website: The Random Poem Generator. You give it a URL, and it, well, randomly generates a poem. I couldn't resist trying out some of my pages. The results are... interesting.

Giving it my home page resulted in the following:

Betty Home Page BETTY HOME
Page BETTY HOME PAGE new in October of
libraries! MY
cats A picture taken of my life
updated 5/11 02


Hmm. In an odd way, that actually says something about me.

My Blake's 7 page yielded:

Guide to say, an exile on in a
speech at me, Servalan.
What a dead or
those he truly believed that
arrangement null and
to display the question. Cygnus Alpha Vila has
been stranded after all,
these worlds could be about $
themselves were for
it, was forced
to her impressive fighting
abilities and although Avon
I
am your decisions, You
killed to the
characters, from nave
or : no pleasure. Aftermath Smarmy Leitz
always right and
she adopted sister, Lauren. was a dead
or Tarial cell,which, should
also had
become by the godforsaken penal colony of
the rulers of
mental instability.


...which is clearly mostly gibberish, but if you're familiar with the show, there's a few phrases in there that are weirdly apt.

Then there's You Know You Watch Too Much B7 When:

You force your parents. watching Lexx,
and Critical analysis! Now, I wish
you are
ready at a shirt with
an A. You seriously consider
naming your
curling iron. constantly
wondering why is a critical Analysis
You is
the crew came down with
an extended lecture on their Deep Space Vehicle. come
up at 2 16/00.


I must say, I never did seriously consider naming my curling iron. Actually, I've never even owned a curling iron.

The equivalent page for Farscape gives us:

Too Much Farscape
When... You have sworn you kept the life
living is really just
a Harvey to talk to assuming you Watch
Too Much
Farscape You refer to look
at the associations it
conjures up. snerching
as a cracker
without chuckling at the
Scarrens. beginning to have a cracker
without chuckling at a
black shirt on alternate days and a sneaking suspicion
that lets you kept the
Channel suggesting
that they fire John Edward and arns,
and a hallucination induced by the
associations it conjures
up. adopted Humans
are SUPERIOR! as your scream.


Which not only almost makes sense, but actually does capture something of the show, if you ask me.

And, just to be self-referential, here's what we got from this page:

Maximum Verbosity Random wibblings of Farscape
I mean, between this one
year since
it really one of
time, to see was actually thought
it OK, though. kind of interesting I
could ever
produced.But it just how many
zillions of interesting blog.
For things
to see in this
is extremely good
about and called
it did see in favor of
The very much of sexual issues as I wrote
that, involves Zhaan
and thus giving the season Oops. To
discover that there are
few
personal
problems that reminded me to
see fan Private quoted by Betty
Ragan at 1:20 PM This morning
trying to
Lexx...


Wow. Is it just me, or does that sound vaguely smutty?

And, finally, Maximum Verbosity's archives from April:

Maximum Verbosity, Random thoughts that shut
up every time Except sit
down are interesting. thing
I help but just to describe something, been
on to decide
where Enterprise And
for no just
swallows and twice because it in
BODY?Mind.> letting others share the category of the movie
never got six thousand
Trek Farscape over
that it
whatsoever: Nick Knight status as
you tend to
entertain myself continually impressed by
the words: And got it used
to the air the reason
I do I
care.about
Farscape definitely the writers animators really
too And b
stupid. and different, genres and
the way, The Himalayas are You? ended up
reading Star
Trek, parodies seen, it,
does absolutely Not only made it
is What like to the things
were my psychological analysis of
things
are pretty much
as it but me
do bring
us we all be
technologically one is but they
could be
Nick.


Wow. It's like the inside of my head exploded.

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